Walk over there and introduce yourself.

Bring some beers -- don't over think it. If you need a joke to break the ice here ya go:

`why do mermaids wear seashells on their breasts?

it's because the A and B "shells" are too small!"

Get over there!! Don't let Sour Grapes define you! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

It only takes one Very On Twitter Person to make a thread of the encounter, and OP becomes a laughingstock: Seashell Steve.

This is Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CrOL-ydFMI

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