It's almost like we need a site that indexes them.

Here, I just made one! https://github.com/KeenRivals/Bugsite-Index

Give it some GitHub pages love with a custom domain and re-submit to HN!

I looked at doing that first, but I couldn't figure out how folks could submit PRs against the markdown used to generate the site. I might just be a newb but I can't find a direct way to do it. Suggestions?

I thought the same thing. You can't sensationalize hacking in the news though without a catchy name. I see them as eventual NerdCore band names. Don't forget Shellshock.

The sad thing is, I would probably buy a Heartbleed CD

Not just their own domains, but in this case its own logo and Twitter account. Seems really bizarre to me, I don't get it.

You really don't get why the web is better off if serious bugs are given memorable, human parse-able branding that helps facilitate press coverage and raise awareness among stakeholders, rather than hiding flaws behind opaque identifiers like CVE-117293 that only a handful of people will know enough about to look into?

At this rate it seems to be leading towards a new comedy subgenre, so I'm happy with it.

Whatever helps awareness. May be it even gives a hint to people outside of tech about how bad things in security really are.

I hate this "branding of security issues" trend, I don't think it adds anything at all to the security process; but there you are.