Wow, Conan's Twitter account is not only a test, he's got a user story (that just turned red):

In order to provoke curiosity and amusement

As a celebrity comedy writer and television host

I want to only be shown as following one otherwise-unknown person in Michigan

In the past couple minutes I watched Conan's page while his "following" list went from about 11 to 2 and then back to just Sarah.

Page refreshes were very slow. The elves are busy.