[Official containment subthread for complaining about the name "CockroachDB"]
Under the terms of the Unified HN Convention, agreed 2015, every thread about CockroachDB must by law contain a series of complaints about the name of the database. Please post yours below.
To help you get started, here's some prompts you might use:
"My Enterprise CTO will never go for something named..."
"I just think the name sounds really disgusting and off-putting..."
"Marketing a product is at least as important as making a product, and this is bad marketing..."
Under the terms of the Unified HN Convention, agreed 2015, every thread about CockroachDB must by law contain a series of complaints about the name of the database. Please post yours below.
To help you get started, here's some prompts you might use:
"My Enterprise CTO will never go for something named..."
"I just think the name sounds really disgusting and off-putting..."
"Marketing a product is at least as important as making a product, and this is bad marketing..."