I'm boggled people would downvote this; I would have noted mikestew's point about The Maine Woods in my original post if I could have still edited it.

Boggled myself. I upvoted, but it's still light text, which means it wasn't just a one-off or an accident. :-P It reminds me of what a good idea /.'s meta-moderation was: "keep that shit up, and we'll take your down arrow away".