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A colleague of mine was contracted by one of several firms tasked with liquidating Theranos' Newark facilities back in Aug 2018. I took the opportunity to grab the equivalent of $15,000 of tools, furniture, scientific equipment, and of course, swag. All legally - liquidators are tasked with clearing the site of everything by a set time.

Had free reign throughout the facility for two days, scavenging through 200k sqft+ of warehouse, marveling at the cringey pseudo-motivational blather posted everywhere and grabbing whatever could fit into my apartment at the time. At one point, we spotted Holmes (and her "special needs" Siberian Husky puppy who left dribbles of urine on the warehouse floor) arguing with some operators from afar.

We weren't allowed to touch specific computers, chemicals or any hardware locked in the cages (incl Edison devices), but everything else was up for grabs, from high-end Mitutoyo measuring tools to Aeron chairs to U-Line desks, Theranos bumper stickers, water bottles, etc etc etc.

So yeah, I've got a few bits of Theranos branded gear... Still waiting on the right time to sell.

[0] https://imgur.com/a/36HtZCp



If you're in the mood to sell, I'd be interested. 0 -> o + .co @ gmail.

I like hubris branding for the same (mythical) reason Canadian engineers do iron rings [0]: so that maybe when I'm waivering on an important decision, I'll look down at the logo on my coffee cup and remember that some things are more important than immediate professional gratification.

[0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring


Huh. I never realized until this moment just how much I want to wear a work shirt that identifies me as 'Misty' from Theranos.


Thats: "Misty, Mr. Manager" to you


Classic pics, thanks for sharing. I’d love to see the full quote in the first photo. It almost reminds me of Office Space.


I think the quote reads: "Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing."


"Risk more than others think is wise", well, you have to admit they followed through on that wall tattoo.




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