This particular situation had to do with `&'static str`s baked into the program repeatedly getting compiled into `Regex`es at runtime. It wasn't possible to precompile these `Regex`es due to `serde` architectural limitations.
I chose to cache them at runtime by compiling `&'static str`s once and leaking to make a corresponding `&'static Regex`. This is a "leak" insofar as I can't ever release them, but it's leaking into a global cache, and it's bounded because the input strings can't ever be released either. There was a code path which handles dynamic strings, and that path still allocates and frees regexes after the changeset.