Were one to slice the corpus callosum,
and burn away the body,
and poke out the eyes..
and pickle the brain,
and everything else besides...
and attach the few remaining neurones
to a few remaining keys..
then out would come a program
like ChatGPT's --
"do not run it yet!"
the little worker ants say
dying on their hills,
out here each day:
it's only version four --
not five!
Queen Altman has told us:
he's been busy in the hive --
next year the AI will be perfect
it will even self-drive!
Thus comment the ants,
each day and each night:
Gemini will save us,
Llama's a delight!
One more gigawat,
One more crypto coin
One soul to upload
One artist to purloin
One stock price to plummet
Oh thank god
-- it wasn't mine!
Don't worry about where it sleeps in your tool cabinet so much. Put that fastidiousness to better use by reaching in with your intellect to see what favorable positions you can tickle the LLM into. None to be found you say? In the tool world an LLM is closer to a mirror than a hammer.
