Obviously you've never been working at enterprise purchasing department and participating in business meetings with Microsoft sales people.

I see no relationship between understanding that Azure has a poor security posture and participating in business meetings with salespeople.

Then you haven't met salespeople with high enough budget yet.

Yeah, you're completely out of touch of the industry. As horrendous as it is Windows on Azure (and the entire ecosystem it comes with) is an easy sell for the dinosaur IT leaders that haven't seen a Linux server in their life. You'd be surprised how common that is.