While they do not have direct SLAs, they still have to comply with rules enforced by browser vendors, as they will remove you from CT checks and you'll be marked retired/untrusted (you can find some in the above list).
This means a 99% uptime on a 90 day rolling average, a 1 minute update frequency for new entries (24 hours on an older RFC). No split views, strict append-only, sharding by year, etc.
X509 certificates published in CT logs are "pre-certificates". They contains a poison extension so you don't be able to use them with your private key.
The final certificate (without poison and with SCT proof) is usually not published in any CT logs but you can submit it yourself if you wish.
OP idea won't work unless OP will submit final certificate himself to CT logs.