"You're almost done setting up your internet connection! For your security, please add our CA to your computer. This handy-dandy program that you can download from our website or from a usb stick our installer has with him/her will automatically do this for you.

At ShitISP we care about your cyber safety. In order to prevent viruses and other Bad Things from infecting your computer and the other computers on our network, you will be unable to do some things on the internet until you install our certificate.

Thank you for helping us keep your computer and our network safe!"