Like I was saying to him, I told him: "Fuck with me and you won't leave." So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling. Bada-bada-bing, for the lads like. Mad fight, his face's a sad sight. Vodka and snakebite. Going on like a right geez, he's a twat. Shouldn't have looked at me like that. Anyway, I'm an upstanding citizen. If a war came along, I'd be on the front line with 'em. Can't stand crime either, them hooligans on heroin. Drugs and criminals, those thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society. I've got all the anger pent up inside of me